Catchphrases for Orgasms

letmartyhandlethis:

brapplebrinny:

reality-bender:

joannas-bedtime-stories:

iwantyousafe-mydoctor:

cumberqueen:

saintdoriangray:

Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter, your password, and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr all too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

ASKADKDALDJDJL 

THIS IS REAL. THIS IS ME!

OMG!!!! FUUUUUCK! D:

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

YOU GUYS.

OHMYGOD.

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT.

MY ANTHEM.

ALL THE BAFTAS FOR YOU.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

JUST ALL OF IT IS SO ACCURATE ASLDKJSADFG I’M CRYING.